Oh I’ll Just Have Ranch

Posted: October 22, 2013 in Ridiculous Orders, Stories
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Me: “What salad dressing would you like on your salad?”

Annoying: “What kinds do you have?”

Me: “Ranch, Honey Mustard, Bleu Cheese, Balsamic, 1000 Island, (the list goes on forever. My restaurant has  like 15).”

After I’ve finally listed all billion dressings that we have:

Annoying: “Oh I’ll just have Ranch.”

… which restaurants do NOT have ranch? (I know there are exceptions, but in a chain restaurant, this is HIGHLY unlikely that you won’t have ranch as a choice….

Shut up and get out of my life.

– Lauren

  1. icylime says:

    Lol Gotta admit I would have ordered 1000 island XD

  2. Nina Kaytel says:

    But there are forty billion flavors of ranch, what if you have those?

  3. Maybe they forgot the other names?? :)

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