Me: “What salad dressing would you like on your salad?”
Annoying: “What kinds do you have?”
Me: “Ranch, Honey Mustard, Bleu Cheese, Balsamic, 1000 Island, (the list goes on forever. My restaurant has like 15).”
After I’ve finally listed all billion dressings that we have:
Annoying: “Oh I’ll just have Ranch.”
… which restaurants do NOT have ranch? (I know there are exceptions, but in a chain restaurant, this is HIGHLY unlikely that you won’t have ranch as a choice….
Shut up and get out of my life.
– Lauren
Break Room Stories 
Lol Gotta admit I would have ordered 1000 island XD
But there are forty billion flavors of ranch, what if you have those?
Maybe they forgot the other names?? :)