I work at a restaurant with all female servers, think orange shorts and tank tops. There are a couple of regulars that are always there for happy hour, one of which is massively overweight and this is his order every time…”can I please get 20 breaded wings, fries, lots a tots, fried pickles, cheese sticks, EXTRA ranch and a diet Pepsi.” Really…diet?
-Brandi
Keeps you from getting fatter *L*
My overweight friend use to that and say I am on a diet 😂
Reblogged this on Very Hot Fish and commented:
Yeah… DIET soda pop is gonna help your fat ass.