Me: “Will you be having dessert this evening?”
Old Man: “I was going to ask for sex but I assume that isn’t on the menu….is it?”
Me: “Just a minute, I’ll ask our 6’5″ chef Hugo if he’s got any in the back.”
-Kylie
Is Sex on The Menu?
Posted: April 15, 2014 in Creeps, StoriesTags: creep, Disgusting, Dumb People, food drinks, food service, Funny, Girls, Horrible Customers, Humor, restaurants, Server, server stories, Waiter, waiter stories
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