I’ll be Your Customer Tonight

Posted: April 17, 2014 in Dumb Customers, Stories
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Me: “Hi, I’m Megan, I’ll be your waitress tonight.”

Customer: “Well, hi, I’m Joe and I’ll be your customer for tonight”

Oh, the laughs that were had. ._.


  1. I like it when the waitress/waiter says, “Hello I am Joe and I’ll be taking care of you.” I usually reply with a question:”For the rest of my life?” That usually gets a laugh out of them.

  2. Damn, is that really awful? My dad does that – but he honestly means it, and has been a server and tips like a boss. It always felt weird to him that he should know YOUR first name! but he remains just the custy. Yes, it’s lame. But meant well!

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