I have been asked to fulfill the following requests by customers in the restaurant I work at:
“I need you to change your carpets. That pattern makes me feel like I dont want to eat anymore, which is a waste of your time”
“My 14 year old has a toothache, can he have a shot of vodka?”
“Can you please play this CD in your sound system? Its my boyfriend singing. There are only 2 really dirty songs on it that you can just skip”
Some people should not be allowed to reproduce
-Chris
Break Room Stories 
Oh, believe me I felt your pain at one time.
hahah! wow
Made me smile. And glad I didn’t have to deal with these customers.