Some People Should Not Be Allowed to Reproduce

Posted: April 29, 2014 in Dumb Customers, dumb people, Stories
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I have been asked to fulfill the following requests by customers in the restaurant I work at:

“I need you to change your carpets. That pattern makes me feel like I dont want to eat anymore, which is a waste of your time”

“My 14 year old has a toothache, can he have a shot of vodka?”

“Can you please play this CD in your sound system? Its my boyfriend singing. There are only 2 really dirty songs on it that you can just skip”

Some people should not be allowed to reproduce


  1. anthonyvenable110 says:

    Oh, believe me I felt your pain at one time.

  2. Denise says:

    Made me smile. And glad I didn’t have to deal with these customers.

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