Today I served an obese ginger family. There were 7 of them and they all needed extra ranch. I thought this was some kind of mathematical impossibility? Either way I could literally feel my soul being sucked out of my body every time I refilled a coke. Do you automatically get diabetes after 7 coke refills? Weeeellllll the fat version of the Weasly family from Harry Potter managed to rack up a $267.87 check only to leave $3.13 for my effort….my only consolation is that they would all probably burst into flames if the sun were to ever touch their creepy pale skin.
-Chris
Break Room Stories 
Did you know that in February 2012 , Alex Kosuth–Phillips had his jaw punched in, requiring metal plates to be inserted into his face. Then there is the 2007 case where the Chapman family was forced to flee their hometown due to smashed windows and violence. In both cases the victims had red hair. Of course all of this this mental abuse leads to depression and often times suicide, which is the third leading cause of death in young people between the ages of 15 and 24 in the U.S.
After all that, what is your opinion on the acceptability of this post? All of my information has been taken from legitimate news blogs, which I can link to if desired. I would love to get your side of the story however before passing ultimate judgment.
avadra getfatra >_<