Posts Tagged ‘Ranch’

I work at a restaurant with all female servers, think orange shorts and tank tops. There are a couple of regulars that are always there for happy hour, one of which is massively overweight and this is his order every time…”can I please get 20 breaded wings, fries, lots a tots, fried pickles, cheese sticks, EXTRA ranch and a diet Pepsi.” Really…diet?


Can someone please explain the physics of dropping a ramekin and it EXPLODING like a grenade? Seriously there could barley be any ranch in that sucker and if dropped there will be ranch on the ceiling!


I Fucking hate it.


…I fucking hate it.



Posted: September 26, 2012 in Funny, Stories, Top Stories
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