Posts Tagged ‘Ranch’

I work at a restaurant with all female servers, think orange shorts and tank tops. There are a couple of regulars that are always there for happy hour, one of which is massively overweight and this is his order every time…”can I please get 20 breaded wings, fries, lots a tots, fried pickles, cheese sticks, EXTRA ranch and a diet Pepsi.” Really…diet?

-Brandi

Can someone please explain the physics of dropping a ramekin and it EXPLODING like a grenade? Seriously there could barley be any ranch in that sucker and if dropped there will be ranch on the ceiling!

-Brandon

I Fucking hate it.

-Jeff

…I fucking hate it.

-Chris

RANCH

Posted: September 26, 2012 in Funny, Stories, Top Stories
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I FUCKING HATE IT

-BreakRoomStories