Girls Are Assholes: At a Bar

We Know How to Party

I am pretty sure 75% of the waiting staff at my restaurant are going to be more drunk than their customers this Cinco de Mayo….

– James

I Don’t Even Like Cheeseburgers!

Last night I witnessed a couple give their leftovers to a homeless man who subsequently opens the to-go box. Yells, “I dont even like cheese burgers!” Then flings the mostly intact cheeseburger at the generous couple and nails the guy right in the back of the head. I couldn’t tell if I was more shocked at the fact that the bum didn’t like cheeseburgers or that he had such good aim.

-Chris

We are Educated

Over 317,000 waiters and waitresses have college degrees (over 8,000 of them have doctoral or professional degrees), along with over 80,000 bartenders, and over 18,000 parking lot attendants. All told, some 17,000,000 Americans with college degrees are doing jobs that the BLS says require less than the skill levels associated with a bachelor’s degree.

-Jack

Restaurant Randomness

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