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I am pretty sure 75% of the waiting staff at my restaurant are going to be more drunk than their customers this Cinco de Mayo….

– James

1.) You think you might be pregnant and have to go to the doctor
2.) Your boyfriend just dumped you and you’r emotionally “unstable”
3.) you are on your period
4.) you are on your period
5.) you are on your period

*THESE ARE ONLY APPLICABLE IF THE ENTIRE MANAGEMENT STAFF ARE MALES… and the last 3 are more effective then the first 2.


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