All Hands to my Apron

I used to work at restaurants as a college student making balloon animals for tips. Every group of exclusively women would ask for a penis of some variation. One woman asked for MY penis, not with words, but by fondling it while she delivered my $3 tip into my apron…

-Chad

Restaurant Randomness Gallery (16 Photos)

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Roast Beef is Beef

“My roast beef tastes too much like beef”…actual complaint, uh sir are you fucking kidding me, It will never cease to amaze me how dumb some people can be.

-Toni

The Struggle is Real

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Tip Jar Gallery (16 Photos)

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Restaurant Randomness Gallery (15 Photos)

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Artichoke Dip

An actual question:

“Ummmm excuse me miss! Does your artichoke dip have artichokes in it??”

***face palm***

-Danny

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Shit People Say to Bartenders

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Restaurant Randomness (17 Photos)

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