Group of college kids at my table. They drink round after round of “Jager Bombs” and “Vodka Red Bull.”
So this one kid, the tallest and goofiest looking one (white dude, 6’6″ with a huge afro and lanky as hell) takes his 6ish Jagerbomb and IMMEDIATELY pukes it back up. He tries to throw it back up into the cup he drank it from (Pro tip: It doesn’t work) but ended up puking on the floor.
Dude stumbles is way over to the bathroom like a cartoon giraffe on roller skates and passes out in the stall.
-Angela
Break Room Stories 
A giraffe on roller skates would be Melman.
You’re very funny. Thanks so much for sharing these tidbits of life.
I tend bar at a golf course, and whenever some middle-aged dude orders “Double vodka RedBull, rail is fine”, I immediately judge him for being stuck in his dudebro college days. At least by middle age, they’re more practiced- very little vomiting.