Posts Tagged ‘how to be a server’

When you’re with the woman who’s not your wife, you’re a lot nicer to us, probably because YOU know that WE know it’s not your wife, because you’re a regular and we know your wife.

-Brooke

Personally, I cant come up with any rational explanation as to why someone would reason that it is normal…not to mention sanitary… to eat customers’ left-overs. If you do this, YOU ARE DISGUSTING! DISCONTINUE THIS REPULSIVE HABIT IMMEDIATELY!!!

-Nikki

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