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Posts Tagged ‘sex’
Couple Get Caught Having Sex On Restaurant Table In Florida
Posted: May 7, 2014 in Hook Ups, Photo Stories, StoriesTags: caught, couple has sex in public, drinks, food, food service stories, hook ups, how to be a waitress, Humor, life, musings, opinion, restaurant, sex, waitress problems, waitress stories, work
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We Know What’s Going on Buddy
Posted: May 5, 2014 in Hook Ups, StoriesTags: food, food service stories, how to be a server, Humor, life, musings, random, restaurant, sex, waiter problems
When you’re with the woman who’s not your wife, you’re a lot nicer to us, probably because YOU know that WE know it’s not your wife, because you’re a regular and we know your wife.
-Brooke
It Was an Accident
Posted: February 24, 2014 in Hook Ups, StoriesTags: Bars, hook up, how to be a waitress food service stories, Humor, life, musings, restaurants, sex, waitress problems, work
I accidentally banged my co-worker last night…
-Justine
Claim My Territory
Posted: January 18, 2014 in Hook Ups, StoriesTags: Girls, hook ups, Humor, life, musings, restaurants, sex, waitress stories, work, WTF
While I was working tonight I was thinking about the fact that I have had sex with the owner on about every square foot of the restaurant :)
Sorry not sorry
-Janie
We Need to Get You Laid
Posted: December 11, 2013 in Hook Ups, StoriesTags: co-workers, Humor, restaurants, sex, waiter stories
One of my male co-workers always complains how he doesn’t get laid. I am thinking of taking one for the team because I am worried he is going to explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
-Candice
ALSE: Hump Day! (50 Photos)
Posted: October 9, 2013 in A Little Somethin Extra to Get You Through Your Shift, Hump Day, PhotosTags: art, awesome, dirty jokes, Girls, Humor, hump day, life, musings, Photos, puns, random, sex
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Another batch of dirty jokes to get you over the Hump!
What Did He Try To Do To You?
Posted: October 8, 2013 in Hook Ups, StoriesTags: drinks, food, food service stories, hook ups, how to be a waitress, Humor, life, musings, opinion, restaurant, sex, waitress problems, waitress stories, work
I hear one twenty something woman say to another “Did he try to buttfuck you? Because he tried to buttfuck me.”
It is, to this day, the best thing I have ever overheard.
-Eddie
How Did The Sink Break?
Posted: September 30, 2013 in Hook Ups, StoriesTags: bartender life, bartender problems, food, food service horroor stories, hook ups, how to be a bartender, Humor, life, musings, random, restaurants, sex
When you know you have been in the business a tad too long…when overweight lesbians having sex on the bathroom sink in a busy nightclub bathroom doesn’t shock you but just pisses you off because now you have to fix a broken sink.
Jeff
DJ Hero
Posted: September 25, 2013 in Hook Ups, StoriesTags: Bars, bartender problems, booze, drunk, food, food service rants, Humor, life, masturbating, musings, opinion, restaurants, sex, work, WTF
Was working a busy night at Buffalo Wild Wings, our female bartender went into the restroom and opened a stall that wasn’t locked and there was a lady playing Dj-Hero on herself completely naked.
The best part is she was sitting at the bar, the bartender quickly left and the lady went and sat back down and stayed for about an hour after the whole thing went down. I’m sure it was the most awkward one hour of that bartenders life.
-Tom
Do We Have a Deal?
Posted: September 24, 2013 in Creeps, StoriesTags: Bars, bartender problems, hook ups, how to be a bartender, Humor, life, musings, restaurants, Server Life, sex, work
Had a guy come in 2 days in a row with different women. The second night he pulled me aside, slipped me $20 and said, “I was never here last night with anyone.”
-Chris
Break Room Stories 