Couple Get Caught Having Sex On Restaurant Table In Florida

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Claim My Territory

While I was working tonight I was thinking about the fact that I have had sex with the owner on about every square foot of the restaurant :)

Sorry not sorry

-Janie

What Did He Try To Do To You?

I hear one twenty something woman say to another “Did he try to buttfuck you? Because he tried to buttfuck me.”

It is, to this day, the best thing I have ever overheard.

-Eddie

How Did The Sink Break?

When you know you have been in the business a tad too long…when overweight lesbians having sex on the bathroom sink in a busy nightclub bathroom doesn’t shock you but just pisses you off because now you have to fix a broken sink.

Jeff

Do We Have a Deal?

Had a guy come in 2 days in a row with different women. The second night he pulled me aside, slipped me $20 and said, “I was never here last night with anyone.”

-Chris

Last Call

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Look What Happened at my Bar Tonight

The really drunk dude in the red hat decided to go home with the ugly version of Sea-Biscuit…

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